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C is for Capitalism: Cookie Monster Pays a Visit to Harvard Business School

The Career of a Hapless Assassin

The Harvard Man Goes to Therapy

Take Off Your Damn Headphones

Navigating the MBTA

Venn Diagram: Dhall Crush, Cascada's 'Everytime We Touch'

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Surviving Life Alive

It seems that I’ve been driven to do the unthinkable, to commit the cardinal sin: purchase a nearly $14 açaí bowl from Life Alive Café.

Become a Boba Shop To Get Into Harvard — by Your Friendly HSA College Tutor

It’s getting harder and harder to get into Harvard. Forget about all the stress that comes with crafting the perfect application and simply secure your spot by becoming a boba shop. You’ll find your way into every single classroom in no time.

Advice to Josh: How to Deal with Heartbreak

For Josh, our favorite perpetually confused eternal freshman, who is processing the end of a relationship this February, the red and pink cheer only serves as a reminder of all that’s been lost. So, FM asked some of our writers: what would you tell a heartbroken Josh?