FM Imagines

Thanksgiving Break: The First Encounter

Freshman Parent: (Greeting!)

Freshman: (Greeting.)

(Embrace.)

Freshman Parent: (WEIGHT?)

Freshman: (Brain break.)

Freshman Parent: (Brain break? Grades?)

Freshman: (CS50.)

Freshman Parent: (Studying?)

Freshman: (…)

Freshman Parent: (Studying?)

Freshman: (Lamont … café.)

Freshman Parent: (Café … weight?)

Freshman: (MAC after Thanksgiving.)

Freshman Parent: (PIERCING?!)

Freshman: (Experimentation.)

Freshman Parent: (Should experiment with studying.)

Freshman: ( … after Thanksgiving.)

Finding a Drunk Friend at Harvard-Yale

Student 1: (Location?)

Student 2: (YALE!)

Student 1: (Address?)

Student 2: (YALE!!!!)

Student 1: (Toads?)

Student 2: (FROGS!)

Student 1: (Frogs?)

Student 2: (YALEEE!!!)

Student 1: (Which college?)

Student 2: (YALEEEEEEE!!!!)

Student 1: (Where?)

Student 2: (New Haven!)

Student 1: ( … )

Student 2: (SHOTS!)

Student 1: (New Haven—Guns?!)

Student 2: (FROGS!)

Student 1: (Toads?)

Student 2: (NO! Trumball!)

Student 1: (College?)

Student 2: (NO! YALE!)

Student 1: (Coming.)